Is your walltoilet safe? Many walltoilets have in recent weeks been subject to para-toiletty phenomena, especially those attached to malefic plumbing. Spectral entities are rumored to oversee walltoilet installations, sometimes replacing standard flusher handles with sea-sculpted old shells culled from drowned ancient villages seen only at low tide. Indeed, some seashells do overstay their welcome, becoming oversized, unsightly, no longer home to the original mollusks, unhinging themselves periodically to discharge (by unknown means) low-quality plastic items, such as ugly toy train cars and brushes designed to untangle wigs that no one wants to wear, etc. Please help
